Its functionality is a bit sparse for the application of a flash video. What this REALLY should take the form of is a little plush Charlie Sheen toy with one of those strings in the back with a plastic hoop at the end, where you pull it and while it winds back in, it says one of these things at random. Now THAT would be awesome. Although it might be even funnier if instead of a Charlie Sheen plushie, it was an elmo with Charlie Sheen's voice coming out. Eh, for that matter, then it'd be funnier for William Shatner's voice to come out of it and say Star Trek things (or Scottie!), which would ruin the whole point of having it even related to Charlie Sheen I guess.
Oh dear sweet mercy, it's a loop! The next time I want to torture someone for information, I'll have to find this flash file again and just leave it running for 72 hours straight! That'll make ANYone talk!
I don't see no damn lions. Where are my damn lions? I want lions, dagnammit! Lions lions lions! Well, maybe if I make it further into the game I see where the lions come in, but it's just not interesting enough for me to play again. The gameplay is too monotonous.
:( the only lions you see in the game is in the beginning cut scene otherwise the lion are just swept under the carpet. we want friggin bugs not lions as the theme told us to, cause we're rebels.
So wait a minute, is that some sort of catnip chocolate then? Or is that a REALLY smart cat who was thinking "if I roll around in the chocolate, the humans will like how I smell and shower me with things that I want". The whole point of this thing, it hinges on the punchline which is unclear, ahhhhhhhh! Oh well, it's a short, senseless sort of thing, but it's harmless and not annoying.
By the way, you should keep chocolate away from cats. Not that they'd like it (since all cats from tigers to housecats have a defective gene that prevents them from experiencing the taste of sweetness), but chocolate is actually a vile poison to most mammals; caffeine is a far more powerful alkaloid toxin with greater effect on most creatures than on humans. It's a powerful heart stimulant, it's just a stroke of luck that it isn't effective on us as, say, foxglove. So don't let dogs (or anything else) have chocolate either. Just a little FYI. Unless that thing is a heartless robot with just the brain of a cat. Then you can feed it all the chocolate you want.
The closest thing to something funny you could come up with this time was.... the devil saying "thank god" and the "power of christ compels you" line from The Exorcist? WEAK! And he didn't even flip out and turn into a rampaging colossus like in the first 2; that was a perfect run-on gag you had going there and you BLEW IT, along with all the other potential for humor and anything interesting for that matter! This was completely pointless. I mean, how much comedic potential is there in playing Ouiji with the friggin' devil! How can you possibly mess up such a perfect setup as that!?? Well, somehow you did. That, people, is the very definition of "epic fail".
No, I lied, it needs NOTHING! This was AWESOME in its purest form DISTILLED! As if Satan's face wasn't hilarious enough, his walk was something else! I could not stop laughing when he was walking down the street before they met the guy with the cocaine. And when Satan transformed into a colossus at the end, that was a nice touch too.
Sektor and Johnny Cage were the only ones that were funny, though Kitana's where Shang Tsung turned into Felicia was an interesting thought, and the one for scorpion is linked to Sektor's, so I guess Scorpion's has value in that it may not be good for its own sake, but it serves to improve Sektor's by making it a run-on gag. As for pointing out Kitana turning into a rabbit as a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it's too obvious to be funny. I've seen these done much better before. The sprite animation is good, but in the end, its value is rather low. It just kills a lot of time to wade through them all and the entertainment value is low for almost all of them. Nevertheless, I probably would have looked upon it more highly if I had seen it 10 or 15 years ago when I thought MK2 and MK3 were the most awesome things in the universe, so I will be extremely generous and call it a 7.
I was JUST thinking about the old sega master system game columns, I go to Newgrounds, and what was the MOST recent submission? Something that is practically columns. Although not exactly. They didn't come down in formations in columns, they were always 3x1 blocks.
It would be better if instead of having 5 wildcards per game, if you get a bonus of a wildcard for getting so far into the game. Like maybe one wildcard every 10000 points. Or rather, based on other people's scores, maybe you'd better make that 5000. I beat the next highest score so far by 50% my first time playing it, come on, what kind of half-assed effort are you people mustering?
I am thinking about awarding a bonus wildcard for reaching level 10 and any 5-hit-ombo during any part of the game in the next revision. So you can rack up as many wildcards as possible early. Also thinkning about adding bomb-lets or something...
I was very much hoping it would end more or less that way. She was really beginning to make my skin crawl. I like the animation you had going on to illustrate her yap-yap-yapping too, that was hilarious. So many idiots have this ultra-hypocritical mentality, that they think they deserve special attention for pushing everyone around in order for them to be considered .... equal? If you want gender/race/height/religious/etcetera equality, you lose before you begin by being anything but blind to gender/race/height/religion/etcetera yourself. Which means shut up and play or go away!
Since when can Sonic go SSJ3???? Or fly, or shoot energy wads for that matter. Not since the fight between Scorpion and Ryu (I think) have I been so impressed by such a thing. Although Scorpion vs. Ryu would be a somewhat even matchup and realistically Sonic vs. Goku would be a bit like Eric Cartman vs. Superman. In a crossover fight between A and B, the winner is whoever's writers know LESS about the laws of physics. And NOBODY knows less about the laws of physics than the creators of DBZ!
As much as I dislike Sonic in general (he did rip off going "super" from Goku to begin with - and since I never even HEARD of dbz until 1997, for 4 years I thought Sonic going super was the original idea of Sonic's creators and it made me very angry when I found out that they just plagiarized it), but this is outstanding top-notch animation. Extremely fluid, and although not consistent with Sonic, consistent with DB. I kind of wish you applied that effort and mastery toward something else.
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Rated 4 / 5 stars March 5, 2011
not optimal for flash
Its functionality is a bit sparse for the application of a flash video. What this REALLY should take the form of is a little plush Charlie Sheen toy with one of those strings in the back with a plastic hoop at the end, where you pull it and while it winds back in, it says one of these things at random. Now THAT would be awesome. Although it might be even funnier if instead of a Charlie Sheen plushie, it was an elmo with Charlie Sheen's voice coming out. Eh, for that matter, then it'd be funnier for William Shatner's voice to come out of it and say Star Trek things (or Scottie!), which would ruin the whole point of having it even related to Charlie Sheen I guess.
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 5, 2011
now that's scary
Oh dear sweet mercy, it's a loop! The next time I want to torture someone for information, I'll have to find this flash file again and just leave it running for 72 hours straight! That'll make ANYone talk!
Rated 3 / 5 stars March 3, 2011
what about the friggin' lions?
I don't see no damn lions. Where are my damn lions? I want lions, dagnammit! Lions lions lions! Well, maybe if I make it further into the game I see where the lions come in, but it's just not interesting enough for me to play again. The gameplay is too monotonous.
:( the only lions you see in the game is in the beginning cut scene otherwise the lion are just swept under the carpet. we want friggin bugs not lions as the theme told us to, cause we're rebels.
Rated 4 / 5 stars March 3, 2011
wait, what?
So wait a minute, is that some sort of catnip chocolate then? Or is that a REALLY smart cat who was thinking "if I roll around in the chocolate, the humans will like how I smell and shower me with things that I want". The whole point of this thing, it hinges on the punchline which is unclear, ahhhhhhhh! Oh well, it's a short, senseless sort of thing, but it's harmless and not annoying.
By the way, you should keep chocolate away from cats. Not that they'd like it (since all cats from tigers to housecats have a defective gene that prevents them from experiencing the taste of sweetness), but chocolate is actually a vile poison to most mammals; caffeine is a far more powerful alkaloid toxin with greater effect on most creatures than on humans. It's a powerful heart stimulant, it's just a stroke of luck that it isn't effective on us as, say, foxglove. So don't let dogs (or anything else) have chocolate either. Just a little FYI. Unless that thing is a heartless robot with just the brain of a cat. Then you can feed it all the chocolate you want.
Rated 1 / 5 stars March 2, 2011
What the hell was that????
The closest thing to something funny you could come up with this time was.... the devil saying "thank god" and the "power of christ compels you" line from The Exorcist? WEAK! And he didn't even flip out and turn into a rampaging colossus like in the first 2; that was a perfect run-on gag you had going there and you BLEW IT, along with all the other potential for humor and anything interesting for that matter! This was completely pointless. I mean, how much comedic potential is there in playing Ouiji with the friggin' devil! How can you possibly mess up such a perfect setup as that!?? Well, somehow you did. That, people, is the very definition of "epic fail".
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 2, 2011
NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
No, I lied, it needs NOTHING! This was AWESOME in its purest form DISTILLED! As if Satan's face wasn't hilarious enough, his walk was something else! I could not stop laughing when he was walking down the street before they met the guy with the cocaine. And when Satan transformed into a colossus at the end, that was a nice touch too.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 2, 2011
Meh, old hat
Sektor and Johnny Cage were the only ones that were funny, though Kitana's where Shang Tsung turned into Felicia was an interesting thought, and the one for scorpion is linked to Sektor's, so I guess Scorpion's has value in that it may not be good for its own sake, but it serves to improve Sektor's by making it a run-on gag. As for pointing out Kitana turning into a rabbit as a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it's too obvious to be funny. I've seen these done much better before. The sprite animation is good, but in the end, its value is rather low. It just kills a lot of time to wade through them all and the entertainment value is low for almost all of them. Nevertheless, I probably would have looked upon it more highly if I had seen it 10 or 15 years ago when I thought MK2 and MK3 were the most awesome things in the universe, so I will be extremely generous and call it a 7.
Rated 4 / 5 stars February 27, 2011
What do you know
I was JUST thinking about the old sega master system game columns, I go to Newgrounds, and what was the MOST recent submission? Something that is practically columns. Although not exactly. They didn't come down in formations in columns, they were always 3x1 blocks.
It would be better if instead of having 5 wildcards per game, if you get a bonus of a wildcard for getting so far into the game. Like maybe one wildcard every 10000 points. Or rather, based on other people's scores, maybe you'd better make that 5000. I beat the next highest score so far by 50% my first time playing it, come on, what kind of half-assed effort are you people mustering?
I am thinking about awarding a bonus wildcard for reaching level 10 and any 5-hit-ombo during any part of the game in the next revision. So you can rack up as many wildcards as possible early. Also thinkning about adding bomb-lets or something...
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 26, 2011
Heh heh heh
I was very much hoping it would end more or less that way. She was really beginning to make my skin crawl. I like the animation you had going on to illustrate her yap-yap-yapping too, that was hilarious. So many idiots have this ultra-hypocritical mentality, that they think they deserve special attention for pushing everyone around in order for them to be considered .... equal? If you want gender/race/height/religious/etcetera equality, you lose before you begin by being anything but blind to gender/race/height/religion/etcetera yourself. Which means shut up and play or go away!
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 25, 2011
Holy cow
Since when can Sonic go SSJ3???? Or fly, or shoot energy wads for that matter. Not since the fight between Scorpion and Ryu (I think) have I been so impressed by such a thing. Although Scorpion vs. Ryu would be a somewhat even matchup and realistically Sonic vs. Goku would be a bit like Eric Cartman vs. Superman. In a crossover fight between A and B, the winner is whoever's writers know LESS about the laws of physics. And NOBODY knows less about the laws of physics than the creators of DBZ!
As much as I dislike Sonic in general (he did rip off going "super" from Goku to begin with - and since I never even HEARD of dbz until 1997, for 4 years I thought Sonic going super was the original idea of Sonic's creators and it made me very angry when I found out that they just plagiarized it), but this is outstanding top-notch animation. Extremely fluid, and although not consistent with Sonic, consistent with DB. I kind of wish you applied that effort and mastery toward something else.